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For Laughs (Read 2258 times)

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For Laughs
Jan 20^th, 2006 at 12:47am

My hubby found this and sent it out --

A special Bulletin from the Pentagon

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The Pentagon today announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be air dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.

The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

30.75" ~78cm/waist&&1bFii&&&&"No chance at all if you think you can pull it off by yourself. Every chance in the world if you let God do it." The Message Mark 10:27

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juri Stardust Offline Posts: 1341 USA Gender:	Re: For Laughs Reply #1 - Jan 20^th, 2006 at 1:13am ROTFL!!!! I know I shouldn't laugh at stereotypes, but I can't help myself!
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bikerbraid Shooting Star Offline Life is short, Break the rules Posts: 6569 Bike Paths of the Midwest Gender:	Re: For Laughs Reply #2 - Jan 20^th, 2006 at 1:30am LOL! If only it were that easy!
Back to top	bikerbraid Global Salon Moderator LongLocks HairSticks Boutique http://www.longlocks.com Life is short, Break the rules, Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly, Love truly, Laugh uncontrollably, And never regret anything that made you smile.&&Life may not IP Logged

maggie Diamond Offline Posts: 799 Gender:	Re: For Laughs Reply #3 - Jan 20^th, 2006 at 4:33pm Yup, that pretty much sums up 90% of the population around here - lol! My parents sent me an e-mail like that a little while ago, I got a real kick out of it!
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13bodies Diamond Offline Posts: 514 mostly here, sometimes not Gender:	Re: For Laughs Reply #4 - Jan 20^th, 2006 at 10:50pm Hey! They forgot my fellow West Virginians! 8)
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Angel Spun Ex Member	Re: For Laughs Reply #5 - Jan 23^rd, 2006 at 3:36pm LOL! Good one! Don't worry about stereotypes. We rednecks embrace our cornbread & chicken, lifted pickup, gun-totin,' tire-swingin,' front porch pickin,' water tower paintin' ways...
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