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Message started by bikerbraid on May 23rd, 2006 at 5:13pm

Title: Pillsbury Doughboy
Post by bikerbraid on May 23rd, 2006 at 5:13pm
I love a good pun.  Here's a story "filled" with them.


It's a sad day

 
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment  community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and  trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, Sara Lee, the Hostess Twinkies, Snap, Crackle and Pop along with Captain Crunch.

The grave site was piled high with flours. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.

Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times he was still a crusty old man and was considered a roll
model for millions.

Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly dad, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.........

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Post by Curlgirl64 on May 23rd, 2006 at 6:22pm
lol!!!  cute story! ;D

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Post by Sara on May 24th, 2006 at 12:07am
Cute story! I like it! :D

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Post by juri on May 24th, 2006 at 9:39pm
LOL! That is cute! :D

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Post by Beesan16 on May 25th, 2006 at 1:57am
LOOOOOOOOOOL!! :D :D so funny

thanks BB  :)

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Post by khrome on Jun 16th, 2006 at 1:30am
Rolling On the Flour Laughing!

Speaking of Doughboy, did you see that recent article about the 4 foot dougboy that was held hostage

http://wcco.com/watercooler/watercooler_story_124114837.html

And also, my friend just told me today that she's going to be ebay-ing her doughboy collection which she has been amassing since high school.  She likes it, but she is ready for more "grown-up" decor.  If you guys are interested in seeing the auction when it goes up, send me a PM!

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