My hubby found this and sent it out --


      A special Bulletin from the Pentagon

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The Pentagon today announced the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, Tennessee and Texas boys will be air dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about terrorists:


1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.


The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.

ROTFL!!!! I know I shouldn't laugh at stereotypes, but I can't help myself!  ;D

LOL!  If only it were that easy!  ;D

Yup, that pretty much sums up 90% of the population around here - lol!  My parents sent me an e-mail like that a little while ago, I got a real kick out of it!

Hey!  They forgot my fellow West Virginians!   8)

LOL! Good one!  ;D

Don't worry about stereotypes. We rednecks embrace our cornbread & chicken, lifted pickup, gun-totin,' tire-swingin,' front porch pickin,' water tower paintin' ways...  ;)