I planted bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.

I had amnesia once -- maybe twice.

I went to San Francisco. I found someone's heart.

Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic.

All I ask is a chance to prove money can't make me happy.

I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.

If the world was a logical place, men would ride horses side saddle.

What is a "free" gift? Aren't all gifts free?

They told me I was gullible..... and I believed them.

Teach a child to be polite and courteous in the home and, when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

Two can live as cheaply as one, for half as long.

Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

One nice thing about egotists... they don't talk about other people.

A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.

What was the greatest thing before sliced bread?

I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.

The cost of living hasn't affected its popularity.

Is there another word for synonym?

The speed of time is one second per second.

Is it possible to be totally partial?

What's another word for thesaurus?

Is Marx's tomb a communist plot?

If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales?

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

It's not an optical illusion. It just looks like one.

Happy New Year! ;D

;DOh my, we've got lots of dead battery cases.   ;D
As for the rest, are you getting ready for your New Year's Eve comedy show ???

LOL!  I'd be a terrible stand up comedian.  But I do believe a laugh a day is good for the soul.  ;D

Quote:

Show me a man with both feet firmly on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't get his pants off.

LOL! ;D ;D ;D 8)

This one is my favorite :) and BB you're not a terrible comedian, you're a wonderful cyber type-up comedian ;)(i'm so bad at this ::)-corny), and you have a wonderful sense of humor :-*

[glb]Experience is the thing you have left when everything else is gone[/glb]


my favorite out of the bunch  :)


Happy New Year!! :)  :)  :)

wrote on Dec 28^th, 2005 at 11:54pm:

LOL!  I'd be a terrible stand up comedian.  But I do believe a laugh a day is good for the soul.  ;D

I believe that, too (not that you'd make a terrible stand-up comedian, cuz you could always sit down...ba-doom-cha!  Oh wow, that was sooooo lame!)  Anyway, I believe that not only a good laugh, but a good scream and a good cry are all good for the soul.  When I was at my art show (remember the one I was freaking out about?) they had some guest speakers, and one was dressed as a Banshee, she "taught" us all how to scream and said that it was good for the soul.  Well, I didn't try it there, but I did try it at home.  Out of nowhere I belted out this blood-curdling scream, took 10 years of the husband and dog, but man, did it feel GOOD!  Banshee woman was right, and it was a little funny too http://www.clicksmilies.com/s0105/lachen/laughing-smiley-011.gif !  Try it sometime, maybe when your home alone though...

wrote on Dec 29^th, 2005 at 3:12pm:

...  Well, I didn't try it there, but I did try it at home.  Out of nowhere I belted out this blood-curdling scream, took 10 years of the husband and dog, but man, did it feel GOOD!  ...

;D  ;D   ;D hehehe Good One, Maggie  ;D  ;D

I am with you 100 % - it does feel good